‘Not For Consumption — Bitch, Please’ Vintage Graphic Tee

$25.00

This lightweight cotton tee carries attitude. The vintage-style print — a bold monochrome portrait framed in distressed paper with the cheeky line beneath — reads like a rebellious postcard from another era. Wear it when you want your look to speak first: casual and confident, with a wink of dark humor. The shirt's soft, breathable fabric drapes easily and stays comfortable through long days of errands, coffee shop hangs, or low-key nights out. It pairs with worn jeans, layered under an open shirt or jacket, and holds up to regular wear without losing shape. For someone who prefers subtle sarcasm and retro visuals, this tee slips into the wardrobe as an everyday statement piece that feels lived-in and real.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) — soft and breathable
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner fit and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG prints on body with optional DTF prints on sleeves/inner neck for crisp detail
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety and chemical-compliance standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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This lightweight cotton tee carries attitude. The vintage-style print — a bold monochrome portrait framed in distressed paper with the cheeky line beneath — reads like a rebellious postcard from another era. Wear it when you want your look to speak first: casual and confident, with a wink of dark humor. The shirt's soft, breathable fabric drapes easily and stays comfortable through long days of errands, coffee shop hangs, or low-key nights out. It pairs with worn jeans, layered under an open shirt or jacket, and holds up to regular wear without losing shape. For someone who prefers subtle sarcasm and retro visuals, this tee slips into the wardrobe as an everyday statement piece that feels lived-in and real.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) — soft and breathable
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner fit and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG prints on body with optional DTF prints on sleeves/inner neck for crisp detail
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety and chemical-compliance standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors